I was poking around Fleshbot when I came across this juicy meatball of news. I’ve gotta say, as the Jersey Shore phenomenon is sweeping the nation (and me off my feet), a Jersey Shore porn spoof is absolute genius. It’s kind of funny to see the spoof cast side-by-side with the real cast because the real cast pretty much look like porn stars as it is, but it looks like the casting so far has hit the mark.
Well, except for TJ Cummings as Pauly D. because, as anyone who watches the show knows, Pauly’s hair is a star in its own right. Hopefully by the time production begins, TJ will have had plenty of time to work on his blow dry and hair gel game, so that he too will have locks like a glorious man-tiara.

Also, I don’t care if they have to draw it on with a Sharpie, the Cadillac tattoo is an absolute MUST.



















