It’s been just over a year since we last polled our readers for Turn On or Buzz Off. Last time we told you about a miniature dildo called the NoseBanger, designed to stimulate the elusive “N-Spot” inside the nose. Well, as you might have guessed, both the NoseBanger and the N-Spot were fake. Just a little April foolin’ from our copywriting department. That didn’t stop folks from sounding off on the peculiar finger-shaped dildo. 40% of you would pick the NoseBanger, while the remaining 60% thought it blew.

This time, we promise no shenanigans. Here’s an actual product we want your feedback on. Meet the Wake-up Vibe, a combination alarm clock and vibrator. Yes, it’s an alarm clock for your vagina.

The concept is simple. Before bed, program the toy with the time you want to wake up, choose from one of six vibe patterns and then slip it inside your panties. The ergonomic shape of the Wake-up Vibe is designed for comfort while you sleep. “Toss and turn and it will stay in place,” promises the website.

We love this video of a beautiful woman throwing her old school alarm clock in an industrial trash can, and later waking up (with flawless makeup), aroused from slumber by her space-age vibrator.

As heavy sleepers, we think the Wake-up Vibe might be a less rude awakening than our ancient Radio Shack alarm clock with its nagging beep. But we also worry that the Wake-up Vibe might simply rouse us into consciousness long enough to have an orgasm, and then send us plummeting back into sleep, and eventually unemployment. Will we truly rest easier with a time bomb ticking in our panties? Will this promote sleep or distract us?

What do you think? Would you put a sexy vibrating clock in your pajamas? Or do you find the idea of the Wake-up Vibe alarming? Take our poll!