It’s been almost a year since our last installment of Turn On or Buzz Off– the feature where we ask readers to weigh in on the weirdest products in the adult toy industry. As some dedicated fans might remember, we’ve polled you on everything from zombie dildos and Simpsons porn, to an MMA bed and a vibrating bra! Some of the contenders in Turn On or Buzz Off, like the adorable Bzzzbuddies and the stealthy L’Intimate, have even found their way onto our stores’ shelves. We’d almost forgotten about this feature, until a new product landed on our desk this week.
Meet the Heeldo, a strap-on harness for your foot! Oh sure, you’ve seen the thigh harness, the hand harness and the chin strap. But what’s the appeal of footballin’?
Let the marketing folks at Heeldo explain:
Heeldo™ is the FIRST strap-on dildo harness for your foot allowing for vaginal, clitoral or anal stimulation. It slides on your foot like a sock and a dildo protrudes out of the back of the harness, where your heel is. You can then sit, squat, and bounce on your favorite harness-friendly dildo.
- Compatible with most harness-friendly dildos on the market
- Made of neoprene and is hand washable
- Guaranteed pleasurable blowjob for both men and women
- Ideal for straight and gay couple play
- Great for female solo masturbation or male self-pegging
- Prostate stimulation for intense male orgasms!
Sounds toe-tally awesome, right? We can see how this harness would be a shoe-in with foot fetishists. But we’re not sure we’ve got the coordination required to give a blowjob while giving ourselves a toe job. Either way, we imagine, the Heeldo would provide one helluva workout.
What about you? Would you get your kicks from the Heeldo? Or is foot-oriented sex your Achilles’ heel? Take our poll!






































