Over two weeks ago, readers of this blog were given a list of unusual phrases that people have Googled to find us. We asked you to interpret and illustrate them, using the medium of your choice. You delivered everything from drawings to paintings, from hilarious visual puns to steamy renderings of Darth Vader. The complete gallery of submissions can be found here.
We’ve polled the staff asking for their favorites, At last, the ballots are in and we’ve picked our winners in The Pleasure Chest Art Contest.
1st prize goes to starblind for “Pleasurable Activities to Have With Your Butt.”

"Pleasurable Activities to Have With Your Butt" by starblind
Great job, starblind. You win a We-Vibe 3. Wear it to your next picnic!
2nd prize goes to E. Brummer for “Sesame Street Conspiracy” (inspired by “bert & ernie gay fisting”)

"Sesame Street Conspiracy" (bert & ernie gay fisting) by E. Brummer
Conrats, E. You win a Fun Factory Yooo. Give yourself a hand!
3rd prize went to Bronwyn Lundberg for “Female Vader XXX.”

"Female Vader XXX" by Bronwyn Lundberg
Nice work, Ms. Lundberg. You win an Aneros Peridise unisex anal toy. May the force be with you!
We enjoyed all of the entries so much that we’re awarding a $10 Pleasure Chest gift card to each of the nine other artists who entered. Thank you all for submitting your work. Take pride in knowing that the next time someone Googles “cockring disasters” or “oldest buttplug,” they just might find what they’re looking for!