These faux denim underpants are actually made from a cotton and polyurethane blend. Would you wear JeanPants?
h/t Laughing Squid
Archive for the ‘Fun’ Category
JeanPants
Monday, February 25th, 2013The ABCs of Kink
Friday, February 22nd, 2013
We’ve just discovered a font which is truly Not Safe For Work. It’s the Effing Typeface, designed by Alex Merto.
Each letter is a picture, depicting a sexual practice starting with that letter. For example, the four letters above represent necrophilia, slutty, furry and whipped cream. We dare someone to submit a resume in this font!
h/t Huffington Post
Oscar Porn Titles
Friday, February 22nd, 2013
Did we miss any?
Gentlemen, Start Your Dildos!
Wednesday, February 20th, 2013On Valentine’s Day, the Museum of Sex introduced New York City to the Fun Factory Stronic, a remarkable new toy. Don’t call it a vibrator. It’s a Pulsator!
Over on our How To blog, we just posted a great video of the event, including an interview with our own Brandon B, singing the Stronic’s praises. But we can think of no better demonstration of this unique toy than the short clip above. Place your bets!
Leggero, Miller, Bamford & More
Performance Anxiety- February 26th
Monday, February 18th, 2013
Join us on Tuesday, February 26th at 8pm for another evening of Performance Anxiety, the twice-monthly comedy night hosted by Eli Olsberg at our West Hollywood store.
For just $7, you get free beer, 15% off your purchases and an evening with some of the best comics working today.
The show will feature appearances by Natasha Leggero, TJ Miller, Maria Bamford, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Matt Braunger, Julian McCullough, Drennon Davis and Greg Barris.
The show is first come, first served and you are encouraged to buy tickets in advance to guarantee a seat.
Please enjoy Natasha Leggero on ladies night.
Kathy Griffin Takes Her Mom
to The Pleasure Chest
Monday, February 18th, 2013
Last Thursday, Kathy Griffin convinced her mother Maggie that The Pleasure Chest was a fancy restaurant. See what happened next in the clip above.
Featured in this segment are the blowjob bib, the leather kitty hood, industrial knee pads, the Sex Kitten grey flogger and the Jackboot Paddle.
The next night, Griffin went on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno to talk about their adventure at The Pleasure Chest.
Kaopan
Friday, February 15th, 2013
Kaopan
We’re not sure if this is an actual trend or if Japan is trolling us.
Today we learned the word “kaopan” which is a combination of the Japanese words “kao” meaning “face” and “pantsu” meaning panties. Kaopan is a fetish for wearing panties on your head, and RocketNews24 has the photos to prove it. The photo book is “believed to have come about after the appearance of underwear-faced ‘superhero’ Hentai Kamen, or ‘pervert mask’, himself a parody of long-time Japanese classics like Kamen Rider, Ultraman and Power Rangers.”
You can check out the trailer for Hentai Kamen above. We’re praying for a US remake with Jake Gyllenhaall. If you want to try kaopan for yourself, we fully support you. But don’t be surprised if the world isn’t ready yet.
Get Something For Your Sweetie
Sexy Edible Gifts
Friday, February 8th, 2013
Does your valentine have a sweet tooth? Ditch the traditional box of chocolates and satisfy their craving with one of these sexy edible gifts.
Hot chocolate!
Love has inspired artists for centuries. Make your partner’s body your canvass with this delicious, dark chocolate body paint. It’s even more fun cleaning up when your masterpiece is finished. Comes with a leather-tipped quill.
$19.95
You dropped a balm on me.
Make foreplay even sweeter with a dab of this tasty nipple balm. Formulated with menthol, Nipple Nipplers create a cool, tingly sensation for the wearer, while the fruity flavors are fun to lick off.
$2.95
Raising the bar.
Need to satisfy a craving? These no-nonsense portable vibes come disguised as your favorite candy bar. Keep one in your purse or pocket for sudden emergencies.
$6.95-$9.95
Sweet support.
Here’s something you won’t find at Victoria’s Secret! The Candy Bra is almost as much fun to wear as it is to make disappear. No more hooks and straps to undo. Just nibble your way to better foreplay.
$11.95
Ring pop.
Cock rings are usually designed to make you last longer. The Candy Cock Ring, however, is hard to resist. How many nibbles does it take to get to the delicious center? Find out. 3 per pack.
$4.95
Lube at first sight.
Sliquid Lip Lickers Lube Cube Sampler
Things go better with lube. Flavor your foreplay with Sliquid’s subtly sweet Lip Lickers. Each cube comes with 12 single-serving pouches containing one of four lip-smacking flavors. Great for oral sex.
$12.95
Sweet tooth still not satisfied? If you place an order of $100 or more and use a special promo code, you can also get free 2 day shipping and a Candy Jawbreaker Ball Gag! Hurry, they’re going fast.
Here’s A Sweet Deal! Free 2 Day Shipping
& Candy Gag With Orders of $100 & Up
Friday, February 8th, 2013
Valentine’s Day is less than a week away! If you’re still searching for the perfect present, don’t worry. There’s still time. Place an order of $100 or more on our website and get free 2 day shipping.
Be one of the first 15 people to use the promo code sweet13 and we’ll also throw in a free Candy Jawbreaker Ball Gag (a $14.95 value!) We guess you could call it a gag gift.
This deal is only available for online orders shipping within the contiguous United States. The free gag offer is good while supplies last and can’t be combined with other offers. If you need delivery by Valentine’s Day, you must place your order by 1PM PST on February 12th!
Fifty Songs of Kink
A Pervy Playlist from Our Readers
Thursday, February 7th, 2013
Earlier this week, we asked our readers to suggest their favorite kinky songs. Behold “Fifty Songs of Kink,” a pervy playlist crowdsourced from your suggestions. Unfortunately, we couldn’t find everything you suggested in the Spotify library, so we added a few of our staff’s favorite songs too. We also put the most controversial entry– a Nickelbag song– at the end of the playlist. Listen to the end if you’re a true masochist.
We’d like to congratulate Michelle who was randomly chosen to win our collection of kinky toys. We’d also like to thank Cheyanne, who was the first of two readers to suggest Tom Lehrer’s “Masochism Tango.” This song was our staff favorite, so we’re sending Cheyanne a $20 Pleasure Chest gift card!
Thanks to everyone who entered the contest. Enjoy the tunes and have a very kinky Valentine’s Day!
