You know those wacky, inflatable things with wiggling arms you see dancing outside of auto dealerships? Well, Captain Pecker is our version of that. He’s a 6 foot tall inflatable penis, and he is fully erect right now in our Los Angeles store.
Captain Pecker is perfect for adding some scandal to your Instagram feed. So, come by today and pose for a photo with him. Snap a picture with Captain Pecker and instantly get 15% off your purchase.* We’re open until midnight. Captain Pecker will be waiting.
*Not valid with any other offer or discount.





























