Bookmark this blog post because you’re going to want to visit it every day. From December 1st through December 24th, we’re giving away a prize a day from our very own holiday advent calendar.

Each day between noon and 1PM PST, we’ll reveal a prize hidden behind the numbers above. Simply click on the little “i” in the right hand corner of the calendar to reveal the day’s trivia question. Be the first to answer the question correctly in the comments below and win that prize. So easy! We’ll be offering all kinds of goodies, including some of the coolest toys of the season.

Good luck and happy holidays!

“…at the dinner table, movie theater, car ride, out to dinner parties.” -Sherry

“In traffic on the 405.” -Kat

“In the hot tub on our vacay to a remote cabin in Michigan this Christmas.”- Michael

“…while being forced to watched Little Einsteins for the 500th time by my 3 year old twins.”- Gina

” …with my secret boyfriend at work during business meetings.” -Mina

“At my first thanksgiving dinner with the future in-laws.”- Stacy

“…as I suck his cock by moonlight in a deserted field.”- J Burgess

While these were all wonderful entries, we were most entertained by this Dr. Seuss-style, tag-teamed entry from partners Jennifer and Lori in Santa Cruz.

Jennifer: As a lady-loving lady, I intend to use the We-Vibe in as many non-traditional ways as possible: On a train, in a plane, on a bus (it’s a must!), with my harness, at my hardest, after a nap, while I lap, we’ll share both ends and start a trend, on her clit (she’ll throw a fit!), all these ways and many more, with this hot toy we’ll be kinky galore!

Lori: It’s true these things Miss. Jennifer writes. If we win the We-Vibe, we’ll have pleasure for nights. If she wins the prize, it’s not just a gift for her, since with that vibe on my clit, I’ll be begging for more.

We’re suckers for Seuss, and we’d like to help you out with your We-Vibe bucket list. Congratulations, Jennifer and Lori, the We-Vibe 3 is yours!

Thanks to everyone who participated. For several chances to win free stuff in December, be sure to friend us on Facebook!

Honey, have you seen the remote?

We didn’t think it was possible, but the creators of the revolutionary We-Vibe have outdone themselves.

Meet the We-Vibe 3, a silicone hands-free “couples’ vibrator.” Its unique design allows this toy to be worn during penetrative sex, while dual motors provide internal and external stimulation. The We-Vibe 3 has six vibration modes, multiple speeds and is 40% stronger than its powerful predecessor.

But here’s the really cool part. The We-Vibe 3 comes with a wireless remote control. Yes, that’s right– your partner can control the We-Vibe with the touch of a button. We-Vibe claims the controller has a range of 10 feet, but we were able to double that in our in-store tests.

With a pocket-sized controller and a decent range, the possibilities are endless. Discreet public sex? No problem. Bath time fun? It’s waterproof! Need vibration for two? Wear it during intercourse! Tired of buying batteries? It comes with a nifty charging cradle that doubles as a carrying case.

With so many possibilities, how will you use the We-Vibe 3? Tell us in the comments below. We’ll give a We-Vibe 3 to the person who submits the best answer. We pick a winner on Monday the 21st.  Good luck!

Vote for your favorite and we’ll give a gift card to the winner!

Joque gets the gold!

We asked you last week to tell us which SpareParts harness you most wanted to strap on. The vast majority of you preferred the Joque, for its jockstrap-style design which leaves your ass free for fun. We picked one Joque devotee at random yesterday. And the winner is…Trystero in  Chicago. Trystero writes:

“Ohhhh, Joque!!!!! While pegging, I like to keep my bits free…you know, just in case someone else stops by and we all decide to see if I can take as well as give (of course, all while I give). It would all be for science, of course.”

Well, that’s ambitious! We hope you enjoy your new Joque!

Only a handful of you preferred the classic G-string cut of the Theo, which made the odds for winning even higher. And the lucky reader is…Seth in Atlanta. About the Theo, Seth writes:

“ I like to hard pack in public occasionally and to me it seems this harness would give less lines under clothing. But the better point, to me anyway, is with its g-string style, it would rub my bits quite nicely when I’m thrusting…giving me an added sensation! Total win for me and my partner!“

Theo takes the silver!

Indeed a total win! We hope that you and your partner enjoy adding Theo to your strap-on play.

We had many funny and sexy submissions for this contest. Our favorite entry came from Michelle in New Brunswick, NJ. Michelle writes:

“As a lesbian just starting to experiment with sex with gay men, I’d love the jock-strap style harness so I can play around with my gender identity a little while taking a hunky queer man from behind. As a very feminine woman, I sometimes think the only way I could get a gay man is to dress in drag, and this harness would certainly help me do that.”

While Michelle didn’t win the Joque, we’re sending her a $20 gift card to encourage her experiments!

Thanks to everyone who participated in our contest and thank you to SpareParts for letting us share the strap-on love with our readers!

Our favorite slogan was submitted by Donald in Cincinnati, Ohio. His suggested tagline:

“Can I get a High Five on this? Or How about a low 6″?”

Down and dirty and very clever. A high five and a free La Palma to Donald!

We also picked a runner up winner. Thanks to Melanie in Los Angeles, who sent us the following copy, tweaked for the coming holidays:

“Looking for that perfect ‘Hole-a-day’ gift? Use this mitten on your kitten! Purrfect stocking stuffer, or just to stuff her  Too soon for Xmas? Put one on each hand for a real Trick or Treat!!

Nicely played. Melanie. We’re sending a $20 Pleasure Chest gift card your way.

If you didn’t win, don’t worry, we’ll have more SpareParts giveaways throughout the month. Now, how about a big hand for all those who participated?

Need a helping hand? Our friends at SpareParts have designed a unique harness called La Palma. This comfy nylon and neoprene glove gives you the freedom to penetrate your partner by hand! La Palma comes with an assortment of rings, allowing it to adapt to most dildos with a base. You can also insert the included wireless bullets to make it vibrate. This means La Palma doubles as a massage glove (make sure to take the dildo out first!) This glove is also a great fit for those with physical limitations, or those who don’t like traditional strap-on play.

Win a La Palma

Calling all amateur Don Drapers! Think you’ve got a gift for writing copy?

Our current favorite slogan for La Palma is “You’ll have them coming out of the palm of your hand.”  Submit your own slogan in the comments section below. If we like yours better, you win a La Palma. We’ll pick a winner on Friday morning. It’s that simple! So, can you give us a hand?

40 & Over Sex Secrets
Wednesday, September 7^th @ 8pm FREE!

If you’re like us—over 40 and still sexy—then this class is for you! Learn about the pleasure which only comes through experience. Spend an evening with our sex specialists as they demystify sex after 40, talk about the reality of our changing bodies, and how to leverage our skills & make the most out of the second half of our sex lives.

Sex Specialist: Sarah Sloane

Craft Night
Friday, September 9th @ 8pm -10pm FREE!

Break out the crayons and start sniffing the glue, cause it’s a very special Pleasure Chest 40th Anniversary craft night! We’ll be making “Anyway You Want It” provocative paper dolls from our brand new sexy Activity Book! Feeling experimental? Pick and choose the parts and pieces to build a paper doll with all the tasty bits you desire. Make your doll tasty, nasty, sassy or sweet! Keep if for yourself, or give it to someone special. We’ll also have free drinks and giveaways. Get crafty!

Raunchy Bingo Night
Tuesday, September 13^th @ 8pm -10pm FREE!

Chicago favorite Raunchy Royale will be making jaws drop as she hosts a notorious night of party games.  Stop by the store to play hilarious, audience-fueled fun like “Pervtionary” that will test your kinky skills. Just wait til you get a load of the prizes you can win!

40 Licks: Oral Sex for Every Body
Wednesday, September 14^th @ 8pm FREE!

We share our 40 favorite tips and tricks to get you in the spirit of giving and receiving amazing oral sex. We’ll cover anatomy basics, giving mind-blowing blowjobs, eating pussy like a pro, lending your mouth a hand (literally) to please your partner, and the best toys to accessorize your licks, sucks, and squeezes.

Sex Specialist: Antoinette

Sirens & Studs
Friday, September 16^th @ 9pm-11pm FREE! 

Join us for an evening of cruising and schmoozing with Chicago’s sexiest dancers, performers, and adults-only entertainers. Win a vintage-style Pleasure Chest “Leatherman” T-shirt and get your sexy pics taken in our own private SheShot photo booth. DJ All The Way Kay (Chicago Dirty Girls) will play all the sexiest hits from 1971 and beyond!

Groupie Love
Tuesday, September 20^th @ 8pm-10pm FREE!

Every 70s band had groupies and so does The Pleasure Chest. In fact, we’ve got Chicago’s own Cynthia Plaster Caster! Come pick up a “backstage pass” good for 20% off your purchase during the night, and learn how to make a plaster cast of your favorite band’s member. Rock out to music from the bands you fantasized about banging backstage and maybe even purchase one of Ms. Plaster Caster’s famous casts.

40 Seduction Tricks
Wednesday, September 21^st @ 8pm FREE!

What is the most flattering angle to give a blowjob in? How do strippers still smell fresh after hours of dancing? What exactly should I do if a partner wants to (fill in the blank)? You won’t find any of these tips in Cosmo. But your partner will find you irresistible when you try out any one of the 40 dirty secrets taught in our quick and simple sex tricks and tips course.

Sex Specialist: Jenae

Art of Sex
Friday, September 23^rd @ 8pm-11pm FREE!

Four of our favorite Chicagoartists including Rob from Smutcraft and Leon MonkeyFetish will show their sexiest, most provocative work for your prurient perusal and possible purchase. Whether your taste is subtly sexy or overtly kinky, you’re sure to find something that you find inspirational. Meet the artists over wine and cheese and shop for things that will get your creative juices flowing.

Not Your Grandma’s Knitting Circle
Monday, September 26^th @ 7pm-9pm FREE!

Ever wanted to knit a blanket while surrounded by sex toys? Here’s your chance! Come to the inaugural gathering of our knitting circle; bring your yarn and relax with some hot tea and hotter conversation. We’ll give you some sexy patterns that you can use to give some new life to an old craft.

40 Kinky Nights: How to Kink Your Sex & Sex Your Kink
Wednesday, September 28^th @ 8pm FREE!

Just because you’re not into chains and whips doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy a foray into the arousing world of kink. If your fantasies include blindfolds, role-playing, handcuffs, or any other naughty fun, our Sex Specialists can help take you from curious to light kink connoisseur.

Sex Specialists: Antoinette & Sarah

“Studio 69”
Friday, September 30^th @ 8pm-11pm FREE!

Why stop at 54 when you can climb to 69? Help us wrap our 40th anniversary in style, with a DJ, drinks, kinky contests and prizes galore. The theme is sexy 70s, so wear your best bell bottoms for a chance to win our “Blast from the Past” costume contest!

All Month Long

• Hitachi Rollback Sale! You can purchase the Hitachi Magic Wand, one of the most popular and powerful sex toys ever, at the same price we sold it for in 1971. (Offer applies only to purchases made in Chicago store.)
• $4 Pocket Rockets! Make any purchase over $10 and get your very own Pleasure Chest Pocket Rocket for only $4! (Offer applies only to purchases made in Chicago store.)

Help us choose a winner, by voting in our poll. You can also submit your own answer for a chance to win. The winner gets a spiffy stainless steel Aneros Tempo! We tally tomorrow morning, so vote soon.

We also awarded Aneros gift bags to our two favorite entries. Alexander from Brooklyn suggested “Do You Take It in the Ass?” by The Wet Spots.

Bravo Alexander. You’ve just given us the perfect song to break the ice on first dates! Enjoy your Aneros gift bag.

Our other runner up winner is Yolanda from Brooklyn who tipped us to this amazing video of “Twerk” by Lady.

This video is mesmerizing. Thanks Yolanda! We hope you enjoy your Aneros gift bag.

Thanks also to the many others who participated in this contest. We made an epic playlist of butt-themed songs below. Enjoy!

Keep your eyes open for another music-filled Aneros giveaway later this week. We can’t tell you the specifics yet, but you might want to prepare yourself by getting familiar with Turntable.fm.