The new anal toy from Aneros ain’t called the Tempo for nothin’. This shiny, stainless steel butt plug has strategically placed knobs designed to trigger the natural rhythms of your inner and outer sphincter. In other words, it makes your booty dance! If you don’t believe us, you’ll just have to try one. We’re giving away a free Tempo to one lucky reader next Monday afternoon.
Tell Us Your Best Butt Songs & Win a Tempo
If you want play, simply post a comment here telling us the name of your favorite booty-shaking song or songs. Anything will do, but since we’re celebrating Anal August, we’d especially love to hear about any songs which reference the rump in their title or lyrics (“My Humps,” “Shake Your Booty”).
On Monday, August 22nd at noon PST, we’ll pick one entry at random to win the Tempo. We’ll also award an Aneros gift bag to each of the two entries we liked the best. (And by the way, did you know that you can get a free gift bag with the purchase of ANY Aneros product during Anal August?)
So, please help us build the best Anal August playlist ever. Enter now!
“Ass Like That” by Eminem
Oh, man, the only song that always, under all conditions gets me to dance is “Burn Baby Burn (Disco Inferno)” I guess I could make a butt joke out of the title.
But I won’t.
BABY GOT BACK. I had to!! I do like me some big butts!!
Let’s make it equal opportunity by sayin’ “Shoop” by Salt N Pepa!!! I’d like to thank lots o’ mamma’s for some of the butts I see!!
“Bounce” by Timbaland feat. Dr. Dre, Justin Timberlake, and Missy Elliott
best bit is the chorus:
“Bounce (like yo’ ass had the hiccups)
Bounce (like we was ridin’ in my pick-up)”
lol I kid you not
oh come on… “Baby got back” sir mix alot all day baby.. my 2 year old and I were both dancing to that song the other day in fact
“Erotic City” by Prince!
‘Magic Stick’ 50 Cent & Lil’ Kim
I was gonna go with Spank Rock – “Backyard Betty” but then I remembered the beauty of Lady- “Twerk”. Its genius, well at least the video is… http://youtu.be/jPhYRtK0fBU
I have a feeling I am not the only one picking this one, but it’s the first one that always comes to mind: Baby Got Back
‘Shake your Boot-ta’ is the just the right song.
Have to give a shout out Missy Elliot’s glorious onomatopoeia in ‘Work it’:
Love the way my ass go bum-bump-bum-bump-bump
Keep your eyes on my bum-bump-bum-bump-bump
And think you can handle this badonk-a-donk-donk
Take my thong off and my ass go vroom
Cut the lights off so you see what I could do
“Baby Got Back” Oh My God!! I like big butts and I cannot lie! I get sprung!!!
Baby got back, is there any other!
Oh, you already mentioned the other song.
Of course the other most direct one…’I like girls with big butts’…sometimes (smile).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ImZTwYwCug
Often it’s the cute small ones that catch my eye. Yum.
Thanks for making August just that much more fun.
And of course, it would be a sin to neglect the one truly timeless classic I hope we’ve all loudly sung along with . . Queen’s “Fat Bottomed Girls”
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Oh won’t you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight,
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round!
T-Pain’s ‘Apple Bottom Jeans’! That song is great.
Not butt-related title, but Milkshake. It’s got a great beat for shaking!
BABY GOT BACK!! I like big butts and i can not lie!! i shake my booty all day and night!! thats the remix i just made up for Anal August!!
Baby’s Got Back…….. I like big butts and I cannot lie!
This song by Sir Mix A Lot screams gimmie some booty action and shake it while I bake it baby!!!!!!
Do you Wanna touch – Joan Jett
Red Eyes and Tears – Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Wash My Soul – Tricky
Dissolved Girl – Massive Attack
Rivers of Blood, Years of Darkness -
My Life with The Thrill Kill Kult
One Time, One Place – Skinny Puppy
Soul on Fire – Danzig
We Shall Clense the World – REVCO
Time – Marvin Gaye
I Love You – Faith Evans
Oops, We Shall Cleanse the World (not clease).
Year Zero – Nine Inch Nails
Front 242 – Headhunter
Depeche Mode – Shake the Disease
The Cure – Disintegration
The Cult – Take the Power
Fu Manchu – Superbird
Naima – John Coltrane
Do What You Gotta Do – Nina Simone
In the Morning – Junior Boys
Ok, I have to stop myself now.
Cheers,
Randon
shake that ass -eminem featuring Nate Dog
I told them how you like it from behind…Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me…come on girl…
“Back Door Lover,” off the Josie & the Pussycats soundtrack, by the fictitious band DuJour. If you don’t think this is a catchy song about booty…you might wanna hear it again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXSO6I5YHyY
Yeah — Lil Wayne, Usher, Ludacris
Ludacris got the flow to make ya booty go (clap)
Looks to be lodes of fun
A slow booty dance, but . . . The Wet Spots “Do You Take It. . . “:
Salt shaker -Ying Yang Twins
Dirtiest, filthiest lyrics EVER, but the song does the job
SHAKE IT LIKE A SALT SHAKER!!!
Shake That Monkey – Too Short
Crrrrrazy poppin’ song.
Shake shake shake your money maker
Like you were shaking it for some paper
Took your mama 9 months to make you
Might as well shake what you mama gave you
Money-maker
Ludacris featuring Pharrell
Wonderful Ass by Prince — and oldie, but a goodie!
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/prince/wonderful+ass_20344896.html
Shake Your Bon Bon – Ricky Martin
Ricky Martin + silver pleather pants? That’s enough to get anyone’s rump rumbling.
samwell ,,what what (in the butt)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
actually any song while i got somethin in my butt ,,lol
I like big butt and I cannot lie. Sir Mix A Lot
Good Googly Moogly!! – Project Pat
Fat bottom girls – Queen
Rump Shaker – Wrex N Effect
Big Ole Butt – LL Cool J
Ms. Fat Booty – Mos Def
Thong Song – Sisqo
Bonita Applebum – Tribe Called Quest !!!! My Jam!
Da Butt – E.U.
Bootylicious! – Destinys Child
Back that thang up – Juvenile
Shake ya ass! – Mystikal
Its your duty to shake that booty – Lene Nystrom
Ass like that – Eminem
Face down, Ass up – 2 Live Crew
I LOVE MY BOOTY!! DO I WIN?
D.M.S.R. By Prince
O, for the love of, I submit
Frank Zappa’s Promiscuous
much more fitting.
“all that ass, hangin’ out”
california gurls = D
My vote is for “Special Delivery” by Pornosonic (Feat. Ron Jeremy). The track begins with a brief but fantastic message from the Hedgehog regarding proper mindset (if you will) for anal, and of course, it’s Pornosonic – the music is perfect!
Benny Benassi – Satisfaction
How could I forget this one.
Coil – The Anal Staircase
How about Cum on Everybody by Eminem? The title used to fascinate me when I was in middle school.
Bootylicious by Destiny’s Child
Shake Your Booty by KC and the Sunshine Band.
Puddle of Mud – Control –
It’s like the best sex – mental & physical
I love the way you look at me
I feel the pain you place inside
You lock me up inside ya dirty cage
While I’m alone inside my mind…
…I like to teach you all the rules
I get to see them set in stone
I like it when you chain me to the bed
Then you see what’s never shown
…I love the way you look at me
I love the way you smack my ass
I love the dirty things you do
I have control of you…
I love this song from Roger Whitaker.
It is called: Lay your body down
“Big Bottom” by Spinal Tap.
Funny and true!
Aenima – Tool
Makes my WHOLE body flail & quiver in Ecstacy
Which is what a “Tempo” is supposed to do… Right?
Back Door Man – The Doors
“Brown Eyed Girl”. Van Morrison is an outdoor anal freak. It’s all about subtext.
Or there’s this:
G.G Allin’s “Ass Fuckin’, Butt Suckin’, Cunt Lickin’, Masturbation”