Hey LA. Are you ready for Carmageddon? This Friday evening, a ten mile stretch of the 405 will close for 53 hours. By all estimates, this will be a disaster for anyone who drives a car in Los Angeles.
If you must drive this weekend, you’re very likely to be stuck in some apocalyptic traffic. To make things more bearable, and to keep your stress low, we recommend sinking down in the driver’s seat and letting your hands wander south. Obviously we don’t support distracted driving, but if you’re at a dead stop, why not make the most of it? After all, orgasm reduces stress, lowers blood pressure and sends calming endorphins throughout your body.
We want to help you get there! With our BOGO “Double Your Buzz” promotion this month, when you buy any vibrating toy, you can get a 2nd one for half off.
Here’s a handful of discreet toys to help get your sex drive in gear.
Pucker up!
Grrl Toyz Incognito Lipstick Vibe
Disguised as a tube of lipstick, this little vibe is great for coming wherever you’re going. It takes a single AAA battery and delivers a discreet buzz whenever you need it.
$24.95
The strong, but silent type.
This ergonomically designed vibe fits in the palm of your hand. One click delivers strong and silent vibrations sure to drive you to distraction.
$59.95
A playlist in your panties.
The Club Vibe puts your playlist in your panties. It can be plugged into an iPod or any other portable music player. Switch to ambient mode, and it will vibrate in response to your car stereo, traffic noise, or even your passenger’s voice!
$54.95
Ring of power.
Even cocks get stuck in gridlock. If you’re a dude gearing up for a long haul, slip into this super stretchy cockring. It’s got powerful vibrations, sensational texture and two gears– continuous or activated.
$36
