Here’s what we liked, shared, Tweeted, Tumbld and LOLd about in the week’s sex stories.
- SNL reunited the Ambiguously Gay Duo in an episode called “The Dark Clenched Hole of Evil.” Very funny, even though, as Queerty points out, this fabulous franchise need some schooling in male bisexuality.
Speaking of ambiguous gayness…
- Also in Queerty, responding to the feud between homophobic rapper Tyler, the Creator, and indie twins Tegan & Sara, the site ranks the 10 Gayest Moments in Hip-Hop History! May we suggest that this slideshow ignores the vibrant world of (admittedly underground) queer hip hop?
- Another watershed in gay rights: Cuba in transition. Check out this slideshow from the island nation’s 2nd annual Miss Trasvesti drag beauty pageant.
- After tabloid reports that an A-list celebrity is being sued for spreading herpes, Salon explored the awkwardness of disclosing (and not disclosing) one’s STD status. Honesty, no matter how difficult, is always the best policy.
- While we’re on the subject of lying, no good men, WTF made us LOL.
- The AP reported this week that some unsavory characters are selling fake ExtenZe herbal enhancement pills containing real Viagra. Outrageous. If you happen to find these for sale, please let us know where (include the address, hours of operation and parking tips), so that we can alert the FDA immediately!
- Buzzfeed compiled an unnatural selection of the Animal Kingdom’s 10 Strangest Penises, including the very well hung duck in the time lapse video above. Of course, nothing is quite as strange as Isabella Rossellini’s dramatization of bedbug boinking.
Want some bling for your thing?
- In human penis news, San Francisco may be poised to outlaw circumcision, dudes are “pejazzling” and cellphones may be bad for your sperm. (Though, they apparently boost testosterone!)
- In honor of National Masturbation Month, Salon made the case for shameful fantasies.
A Cat-5 o' nine tails?
- To accessorize those naughty fantasies, Boing Boing suggests this whip for all the kinky computer nerds out there.
- “My vagina prefers male pronouns.” So begins this provocative poem/affirmation from vlogger Simon.
- Feminist Frequency examines the Evil Demon Seductress in popular culture. Sexy? Or just sexist?
- Artist Debbie Grossman: “Imagine an America in which all-female families survived the Great Depression raising children and farming homesteads in the absence of men (and in the absence of today’s detractors to gay marriage.)”
- WebMD reported on the health benefits of sex. In response, Dr. Ruth tweeted: “I hate when people ask me how many calories are burned during sex. If that’s a reason for having sex, then you’re missing out big time.”
- Meanwhile Nerve compiled the worst in sex advice from the tabloid dude rags and ladymags.
- Finally, a provocative study released today suggests that atheists are having better sex than believers. Fine, but they’re still not allowed to yell “Oh God!” in bed. Atheists, what do you shout during those moments of rapture?
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