Comments on: Put Up Your Dukes! Win Fun Factory’s Unique Prostate Toy.

By: Pleasure Chest

Pleasure Chest — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 23:18:13 +0000

[...] didn’t get too many entries in our contest to win the Fun Factory Duke, but the ones we got were very detailed. While an apparently large part of our readership seems [...]

By: Plastic Robot

Plastic Robot — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 04:40:38 +0000

I have known for some time that an important part of me is missing. I have had some upgrades to my endoskeleton and even to my programming, this year, but still that feeling lingered. When I laid my eyes upon the beautiful matte silicone of this unit, there was a sensation in my circuits that told me this was the perfect fit. I feel certain that installation of the Fun Factory Duke would complete my assimilation to a fully functional pleasure-bot and I am sure that activation of this unit would compel me to sing the praises of Pleasure Chest, without even requiring autotune.
Thank You for your kind consideration.

By: Amy

Amy — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 21:33:15 +0000

Don’t really have a fun or witty reason as to why I should win. That toy looks like loads of fun and being a stay at home Mom, the only way I would get to try it, is by winning it. Pick Me, Pick Me. <3

By: Yan

Yan — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 21:06:06 +0000

About half a year ago, I’d entered into a relationship with a fabulous lady who (lucky for me) just so happens to be curious about trying out all sorts of things when it comes to sexual adventures. We’ve certainly come a long way since our first month but something we haven’t tried out yet, that we’re both curious about, is anal play. The little lady keeps asking for “INSERTION DATE” but I’ve been less than wild about “diving in” firsthand. If I’m able to get my hands on a tool/toy such as the Duke, I’d be able to surprise her relatively soon and promise her an interesting and exciting evening.

By: Rebeckah

Rebeckah — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 04:31:56 +0000

My boyfriend and I have played around a little bit with anal in the past and he seems to enjoy it. I would love to be albe to get him a really nice toy like the Duke. We have 2 young children together so lately our adult playtime has taken a back seat to taking care of the babies. Bringing in something to spice things back up would be great.

By: TOOMUCHFUNNN

TOOMUCHFUNNN — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 21:33:49 +0000

I would definitely love to win this toy because, as a female-bodied user, I can see both myself and my male partner having a lot of fun. We are both very open minded about our bodies, but always stop just short of anal penetration… On his end at least. I know this toy isn’t exactly a baby step, but sometimes you just have to go all in.

By: Josh

Josh — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 21:24:44 +0000

My name is Josh and I’ve been sitting in the airport trying to think of the best way to express myself regarding the Duke. I feel like the shy boy at the bar that doesn’t have the guts to approach something so beautiful. What can I say? I want to experience something more. I’ve been lonely for so long, that it would definitely be monogamous between the Duke and I. >.>

I’ve gotten other toys from Cal Exotics that downright suck. They don’t seem to have the right architecture to pleasure my special spot. For years I tried dating, but it just doesnt work. The Duke looks like perfect size. Not too big and not too small. Let the magic begin.

By: Joe Smith

Joe Smith — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 17:49:54 +0000

Really? Only 5 responses?? WHAT?!

I saw this contest and was instantly intrigued. I HAVE to try this! I’m a bisexual ex Mormon (dun dun duuuuun) who’s lived a relatively tame sexual life. Several years back I gave into “temptation” and started exploring my bisexuality. I met an awesome friend that eventually turned into more. Having been raised the way I was, becoming a sexual being was a hard role for me to jump into. In the beginning I was relatively comfortable and turned on by manual and oral stimulation but when it came to anal play, the idea horrified me. I’d heard tall tales of P-spot stimulation, the “magic button” and frankly I didn’t buy it. In my own time I tried several times (unsuccessfully) to hit the lotto and see stars.

After a couple months of convincing, I decided to give in, lay back and let my friend take a shot at it. He guaranteed it would be amazing, I was less than sure to say the least but we got down to business. At first it was a bit strange but then I could feel this crazy energy building…as I got closer to orgasm it became more and more intense..just when I thought I was going to blow, I didn’t..building, building then BAM!*!@@$** fireworks, stars, lightning, angels singing, sheet tearing WOW! The most amazing and long lasting orgasm I’ve ever experienced in my life. At the risk of over-share (if we’re not there already haha) I don’t shoot much further than my stomach/chest but this time (from the foot of the bed) I managed to hit the wall above the headboard with almost every shot. All of this without EVER touching my penis. I was completely exhausted afterwords. I wouldn’t have believed it if it didn’t happen to me. Amazing!

Sadly, shortly after this experience I moved away for work and never got a repeat. I’ve tried a couple times to relive the experience and even picked up a “rude boy” prostate massager but it just didn’t hit the “spot” for me personally.

I love that this toy isn’t just one mind (ass) numbing speed, but gives you 3 speeds and 8 different pulse patterns. They say “variety is the spice of life” and variety the Duke’s got. I also love the fact that it’s rechargeable and I wont be burning through batteries in my quest for the holy grail of male orgasms. I know the Duke could do the trick and have me seeing stars again. I’d definitely put this little guy to good use if I won!!

By: Gman

Gman — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 22:14:14 +0000

I feel I should win the “DUKE” more than anyone, only because I need to get my girlfriend out of the closet and learn about new ways to get erotic. We’ve been together over 6 years, and trying new things hopefully we can both enjoy.
I love it when I come home from work and she has the bedroom all set up for our evening relaxation time. She has a nice scented massage oil candle burning, and the plastic sheet on the king size bed. Laid out on the sides of the bed are the toys she wants to play with that nite. We start with massages and usually end up sliding around the bed for hours. She likes it when we read different stories to each other, and than play out the story. Some of the stories have been with anal penatration , but we don’t have any vibrating toys for that. It’s nice having someone with an opened mind to beable to try new things, and the time we’re able to spend with each other is so precious that we try to take each other to the highest levels in love making possible.

By: Sean

Sean — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 21:47:44 +0000

I want this because I have no idea how that is supposed to fit in there….. it has to be good!