If you’re still looking for the perfect decoration, gag gift or Secret Santa present, check out our funny and punny holiday ornaments.

Choose among 8 different sexy sentiments:

• God Rest Ye Merry Leathermen
• Season’s Beatings
• Tits the Season
• Happy Nude Year
• Kiss Me Under the Cameltoe
• Cock! The Breakfast of Champions
• Ass & Ye Shall Receive
• Not So Silent Night

We’re so proud of these, we’ve decided to give them away. Come to any of our stores between now and the close of business on Christmas Eve, and we’ll give you one, absolutely free. You don’t even need to buy anything!

While you’re here, enjoy complimentary holiday beverages, between 6pm and 9pm!

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