We’ve uncorked the Prosecco and cracked open the Chex Mix. The DJ has just arrived and our staff is taking full advantage of the (Very) Casual Fridays policy. Customers are enjoying humongous discounts on everything in our store. If you’re looking for a free drink and a great deal on a dildo, why aren’t you here with us?
- Yes, even this book is 25% off!
- The bar is open!
- Mike & Karen are aroused by huge discounts.
- Bartender Mike shows you where to put the tip.
- Manny & Jason do the twist.
- Liam is punished for loitering in the bachelorette party aisle.
- 25% of our clothes are off too.
- I feel pretty.



























