We’ve uncorked the Prosecco and cracked open the Chex Mix. The DJ has just arrived and our staff is taking full advantage of the (Very) Casual Fridays policy. Customers are enjoying humongous discounts on everything in our store. If you’re looking for a free drink and a great deal on a dildo, why aren’t you here with us?
- Yes, even this book is 25% off!
- I feel pretty.
- Liam is punished for loitering in the bachelorette party aisle.
- Manny & Jason do the twist.
- Mike & Karen are aroused by huge discounts.
- The bar is open!
- 25% of our clothes are off too.
- Bartender Mike shows you where to put the tip.



























