Hello fellow Pleasurists! Valentine’s Day has come and gone and by now you’re probably either basking in the post V-Day glow or re-tracing the steps of your walk of shame.
One year I went home with someone I was involved in a casual (dramatic) sexual relationship with and ended up paying a $40 cab fare home after I woke up the next morning to them having left for work without offering me a ride. Well, that was more like a ride of shame, but the point is, I would have had a way more romantic time had I made someone else my Valentine, even my vibrator, in which case I could have spent that taxi money on a sweet accessory for said vibe.
We want to hear your most outrageous/hilarious/humiliating Valentine’s Day stories. Become a Fan of The Pleasure Chest on Facebook then post your V-Day FAIL story to our Wall* and we’ll help you make up for this year’s mayhem with the chance to win a $100 Pleasure Chest Gift Card, a $50 Gift Card for second place, or $25 Gift Card for third place to shop at The Pleasure Chest! We can’t promise you’ll be lucky in love next year, but we definitely know how to make good sex (even with yourself) a sure thing.
Submit your stories by next Monday 2/22 and we’ll announce the winners the following Friday. You must be 18 years or older to shop at The Pleasure Chest.
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